[ID: A tweet by SheepWaveN. It reads: I'm like "hey let's play magic the gathering" and then ten minutes later my tongue is in the mouth of someone's daughter whose parents still call her son. End ID]
why do people equate "athletic" with "healthy". every athlete I've ever known has had some serious injury or chronic health problem as a direct result of playing too much sports. I don't mean football players even, I knew a woman who had necrotic bone in her foot from doing too much martial arts as a kid. "Sports Medicine" is an entire specilized profession
to be clear I'm a big believer in people having the freedom to make unhealthy choices. but it's very funny to see people go, "wow! you don't exercise a lot, that's an unhealthy choice! your friend makes healthy choices, which is why he had three concussions before age 18, a notable characteristic of 100% Maximally Healthy People."
the racism factory has been closed for 80 years. but today smoke started coming from out of the pipes again
Mixed up “taxonomy” and “taxidermy” for a second and was momentarily transfixed by the apparent issue of people frantically and indiscriminately performing taxidermy
Beffen (infinitive, ik/I bef, jij/you beft) is the Dutch verb meaning to perform cunnilingus, if that helps.